Winter Falls College. The students are making fun with Wank, the janitor. In his laboratory, Prof Chill is concluding an experiment, with help from Becky. Stuff supposed to turn a nerd into a jock. They leave for dinner, and two guys get in, planning to steal some material. In the process, they kick down the vial of elixir, and leave in a hurry, cause of the smell. The janitor is called to clean, and the pesky mess doesn't smell that bad. Actually he tastes it, and is turned into some gory stuff.The two guys are back, and Wank have the mop filling one's mouth (ripping his head off in the process) and a microscope through an eye of the other.
Close by, the Wanker comes out of the school pool. Three students are enjoying the place. Things come bad when the Wanker rips off the power cables and fry them. Soon after this, Prof Chill and Becky find Dean Burns, Director, dead at his desk.
Something is wrong. Some of Chill's experiment is missing, someone is playing deadly jokes around. Prof. Chill thinks of a way to know.