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Downtown San Francisco: Billy in his bandanna and short gym shorts,
sneakers and no socks walks with Chris, a backpack on his shoulders and a sweatshirt
on with hood. Chris insisted on picking up Pam on the way, telling Billy this is
the weirdest date she's ever been on. Homer tells Pam to tell Harry not to moonlight.
Pam calls Homer a grouch. Homer asks Billy if he still reads superhero stuff, "I
know you and the lizard like leotards but..." Chris calls it a trend but Billy
tells him, "I kinda like the Mutant Turtles." Chris just wants to get it
over with. Cavonie Inn: Ramone is nervous since this is his first convention as a
dealer. Harry is helping him set up. Ramone tells Harry that Neji has been kind of
different. Harry thinks he just needs time, he's been through a lot. Neji stands
with his hand behind his back and touching his own arm, asking how the booth looksññAdult
Books, A Different Glow stand. Next to Ramone's booth is a booth with a sign that
says Gum Cards, Superhero, Jockstraps, vibrating, lubr...the dealer there asks, "Do
you guys really expect to sell homo books at a comic convention?" Ramone says,
"Well we're hoping to, sir...why?" "That queer stuff don't appeal
to superhero fans," he tells them, then goes on about tights, leotards, nylon
stockings, garter belts, spandex panties, fishnet stockings, domino masks, whips,
straps. Roger tells Tim that all the Orientals look alike when Tim reports Neji is
back. Tim asks how he is supposed to do his sketches without his light table and
photocopier. Neji, in his lizard costume, tells Thumper he loves her and calls her
Mistress. Velvet, in her secret agent outfit and overcoat, is ready to leave with
Dick. Thumper is to carry on tutoring the guests. Velvet wants the distributors'
books sprayed with her special mind trap solution so she could have a nation of zombie
slaves. Thumper brings the lizard boys into the room where the four super heroes
are strapped with arms over heads. She makes on lizard pick up a vibrator. One lizard
chooses the naked hanging blond boy (Vibrator) to get started on. In his backpack,
Billy has the Bulk set of comics for the artist to sign. Pam asks Chris if she sees
any hunks yet but Chris tells her as long as she has her little Billy, she is happy.
Pam says, "Aw...look! He's blushing." Billy's mouth is screwed up, "I'm
not." Harry is doin security and stamps their hands. Chris smiles, "What
a guy." Pam goes off, seeing a real hunk. Chris is happy if Billy is happy.
Billy's package evident, he and Chris head out to the dealer's room. Inside: a boy
with black hair says, "I'll have one of those, two of these and a set of them!"
Another says, "Don't forget the graphic novels, Lee." These two may or
may not be Oriental as their eyes look round. Lee says, "That's right, Shen,"
and turns to a tall white man with a tie, "Can we get all of them, Richard?"
Richard asks if they take credit cards. The dealer near Ramone goes on about superhero
stuff, "...It's thatsuperhero stuff that suck em in...big, strong, allñAmerican
men in skin tight outfits with rippling muscles." Leaning head on hands, Ramone
tells the dealer near him to stop talking about superhero stuff, "I'm getting
turned on." Behind the man on a sign is Dripping...Chris tells Ramone not in
public. Ramone did an experiment to see if the market would take...it didn't. No
one is buying their stuff. Billy says, "Hi Neji." Neji says, "Hi."
The dealer thinks, "How come all those funny boys get all the great lookin chicks?"
Chris leans over and kisses Ramone on the head, "Cheer up Ramone, we all still
love you." Billy wants to go see the Bulk artist. Billy thinks Neji is acting
weird and tells Chris so as she puts her arm around his back and to his shoulder.
While Roger tells the crowd sketches are 30 dollars, Tim goes on about his pseudo
abstract, kind of Ralph SteadmanñMaxfield Parish stage. A black haired little kid
(Oriental?) comes over, "Hey, Angel, come here." A curly haired cherub
faced blond boy comes over, "What is it, Xiao?" Xiao says that Tim's sketch
is a tracing of a Frazetta painting. Tim barfs on Roger's feet. Thumper is pleasuring
Multiple Climax. Neji uses the vibrator to tell Thumper he quits, knocking her out
with a kick. He grabs the face of the other lizard away from the blond boy's bare
butt to shove the vibrator into the lizard boy's mouth. Neji says, "It's simple,
brother. Thumper's brainwashing can't destroy the power of love." Neji releases
the super hero team and shows them where their costumes are. The janitor is having
sex with Pam in a back room when Dick comes in. The janitor leaves. Dick tells Pam
he truly loves her and she falls for it. The fake Neji has two glasses of drinks
and sees Comm. Black who asks if they still think he is the real Neji. The fake Neji
says, "Yes, but Ramone...last night." She tells him that is of no concern
and he should be ready to move. The fake Neji says, "I get no respect."
Nearby is INFINITY comic booth. Some psssts the fake Neji and the real Neji, in lizard
costume, puts a needle in his right chest, a drug from Thumper's drugstore. He takes
the fake Neji away to Ramone who knows the Lizard Costumed one is the real Neji.
Ramone says, "But...but...but..." Neji tells Ramone to mind the wide eyed
fake while he leaves. Multiple pushes the strange haired little guy out of the way
as the guy announces the costume competition, "Get out of the way, you little
nerd." Thumper goes to Velvet and tells her what happened. Velvet says, "Blast.
They'll come here to foil my plans." Thumper says, "I've failed you. Cut
off my lizard's nuts." Velvet will attend to that later. The two women run as
the lizard holds his hands between his crossed, bowñlegged legs! Billy tells the
Bulk artist, "I love your work on the Bulk. I've got everything you've ever
done. You're my hero. I'm so excited to finally meet you." Chris says, "Billy,
cool it." Billy begs, "Please sign my copies. I'll never, ever sell them."
Chris says, "Billy!!" Billy lays on the table pulling his shirt up and
showing his bare stomach, hips, and chest, "In fact, sign my body...anywhere.
Go ahead. I'll never wash it off." Two young kids watch. Chris says, "This
is embarrassing." There is a rush of the crowd for the same thing. One of them
says, "Me too..with permanent ink." Chris rolls her eyes. Neji, in lizard
costume, meets Chris and wants to talk to her about why. Tim yells he will sign anything.
Billy reaches up from under a skinny boybody, "I've got a handful of his hair."
His head is under a boy crotch. Neji tells Chris, "We have a problem, Chris."
Ramone tells Harry, "Harry, I think I have a problem." Pam asks Dick if
they can do it again. Dick says, "No problem." Xiao asks Angel if they
will ever get out of the artists' room. Billy is between them, marveling at his lock
of the Bulk artist's hair. Multiple says, "Finding Black in this crowd is going
to be a problem." Black says, "I'm gonna make problems for everyone."
NOTE: The blond girl teaching dance was not the same girl as Ultra Girl. Gen took
a break from teaching dance and she has had problems with running her own business. |