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Leather & Lace #14 Aircel, Sep 1990, b&w, Adult.

1 Leather & Lace #14 cover A note appears on page one, "Due to overwhelming reader demand, we will begin including sound effects during the sex scenes." An old man named Smedley and his fatter old pal watch Dick and Pam wibble wibble and Smedley comments it is a roll playing game. Below in the con center: Chris asks, "Billy LACE, where have you been?" There is a riot in the artist room: a hand is cut off and flying, blood is on the walls. Security seems to be hitting the little kids since they won't hit back. Billy thinks he may have caused it. His headrag is off. Chris runs after Billy and tells him Velvet is here. Billy asks, "What the crazy woman who wants to kill us?" Neji tells Billy the whole story. They gotta find Pam and warn her. Billy turns, "I guess this means I can't go back for my Bulk comics." The obnoxious dealer asks Ramone where that little homo kid is. This dealer thinks his superhero stuff may sell to gays but Ramone thinks only to weird ones who like tights, leotards, and bondage. He asks Ramone if he would like to carry some superhero comics on a trial run. Ramone guesses it wouldn't hurt. Harry runs for the artist room. Angel runs, "This way Xiao. We still may get to see someone killed." Xiao gasps, "Oh boy!" Thumper and Velvet have a chubby Capt. America dressed fan and will kill him unless Multiple and her team back off. Thumper will snap the nerd's neck like a twig. Men watching like this, thinking it is part of the show. One was not sure that Thumper, Velvet, and Multiple were girls. A guy standing behind Angel and Xiao has a short cut t shirt with a Batman logo on it and strange tights. Ginseng jumps and kicks Thumper's head. The crowd roars for this. Multiple attacks Velvet. Vibrator thinks it is time to use his Vibro Power. He points it up, "Ooops." The ceiling is blasted and naked Dick and Pam fall out as Dick sploots. Xiao laughs, "Wow, Angel, I'm glad we came." Harry has a headache. Homer watches Ted Goomball on TV as the news reporter has a report about the riot. In the confusion Velvet escapes again. MultipleññKechimbo vows to track her down and make her pay if it is the last thing she does. Chris tells Neji to go get Ramone. Epilogue: Billy lies naked on a bed, telling Chris on the whole the convention stunk. "I know. The riot was different but..." Chris asks, "But what, hot cakes?" Billy looks forlorn and sniffs, "I lost all of my comics." Chris makes Billy lie back and makes him feel cheerful. Billy sits up, "I could run over to Barney's Bargain Bin and see if he has them back in stock." He tells her, "I was just kiddin'." Chris thought he lost his mind. Billy kisses her, "Not just yet." A Different Glow bookstore: the dealer and Ramone have comics on a stand: HEY KIDS! COMICS! Some include: DOCTOR WEIRD, MUNGO something or other, SPIDERDOG, MORON COMICS, CAPTAIN PRMGUIAN, THE SLOB, TESTICLE, YMCA COMICS. Neji says, "It's just a rack of comics." He is in his tank top and short gym shorts. Ramone tells the dealer, Mr. Spielman, they will give it a try. Spielman gets carried away and says this is big, big, big. Ramone asks Neji what he thinks. Neji gets wide eyed and fools around, "Big! Big! Big!" They both look between them. Ramone says, "That's not the only thing that's gotten big." Arms around each other they go into a doorway, watched by Tim and Roger. Roger tells Tim they forgot to bring talent to the art convention. Homer's Place: Homer tells Harry it was a long day. Homer saw Harry on the news. Harry and Homer agree that if Harry wants to do security at another con...Homer will shoot him. Harry thanks him. Homer says, "It's a strange world out there, kid." Harry says, "At times like this all I wanna do is sit alone in a dark room and get slowly pissed." Homer says, "You can study at the feet of the master." Pam and Dick are in a trash bin doing it until Dick is gonna pop.

	Leather & Lace #14	Aircel, Sep 1990, b&w, Adult.
1		A note appears on page one, "Due to overwhelming reader demand, we will begin including sound effects during the sex scenes." An old man named Smedley and his fatter old pal watch Dick and Pam wibble wibble and Smedley comments it is a roll playing game. Below in the con center: Chris asks, "Billy LACE, where have you been?" There is a riot in the artist room: a hand is cut off and flying, blood is on the walls. Security seems to be hitting the little kids since they won't hit back. Billy thinks he may have caused it. His headrag is off. Chris runs after Billy and tells him Velvet is here. Billy asks, "What the crazy woman who wants to kill us?" Neji tells Billy the whole story. They gotta find Pam and warn her. Billy turns, "I guess this means I can't go back for my Bulk comics." The obnoxious dealer asks Ramone where that little homo kid is. This dealer thinks his superhero stuff may sell to gays but Ramone thinks only to weird ones who like tights, leotards, and bondage. He asks Ramone if he would like to carry some superhero comics on a trial run. Ramone guesses it wouldn't hurt. Harry runs for the artist room. Angel runs, "This way Xiao. We still may get to see someone killed." Xiao gasps, "Oh boy!" Thumper and Velvet have a chubby Capt. America dressed fan and will kill him unless Multiple and her team back off. Thumper will snap the nerd's neck like a twig. Men watching like this, thinking it is part of the show. One was not sure that Thumper, Velvet, and Multiple were girls. A guy standing behind Angel and Xiao has a short cut t shirt with a Batman logo on it and strange tights. Ginseng jumps and kicks Thumper's head. The crowd roars for this. Multiple attacks Velvet. Vibrator thinks it is time to use his Vibro Power. He points it up, "Ooops." The ceiling is blasted and naked Dick and Pam fall out as Dick sploots. Xiao laughs, "Wow, Angel, I'm glad we came." Harry has a headache. Homer watches Ted Goomball on TV as the news reporter has a report about the riot. In the confusion Velvet escapes again. MultipleññKechimbo vows to track her down and make her pay if it is the last thing she does. Chris tells Neji to go get Ramone. Epilogue: Billy lies naked on a bed, telling Chris on the whole the convention stunk. "I know. The riot was different but..." Chris asks, "But what, hot cakes?" Billy looks forlorn and sniffs, "I lost all of my comics." Chris makes Billy lie back and makes him feel cheerful. Billy sits up, "I could run over to Barney's Bargain Bin and see if he has them back in stock." He tells her, "I was just kiddin'." Chris thought he lost his mind. Billy kisses her, "Not just yet." A Different Glow bookstore: the dealer and Ramone have comics on a stand: HEY KIDS! COMICS! Some include: DOCTOR WEIRD, MUNGO something or other, SPIDERDOG, MORON COMICS, CAPTAIN PRMGUIAN, THE SLOB, TESTICLE, YMCA COMICS. Neji says, "It's just a rack of comics." He is in his tank top and short gym shorts. Ramone tells the dealer, Mr. Spielman, they will give it a try. Spielman gets carried away and says this is big, big, big. Ramone asks Neji what he thinks. Neji gets wide eyed and fools around, "Big! Big! Big!" They both look between them. Ramone says, "That's not the only thing that's gotten big." Arms around each other they go into a doorway, watched by Tim and Roger. Roger tells Tim they forgot to bring talent to the art convention. Homer's Place: Homer tells Harry it was a long day. Homer saw Harry on the news. Harry and Homer agree that if Harry wants to do security at another con...Homer will shoot him. Harry thanks him. Homer says, "It's a strange world out there, kid." Harry says, "At times like this all I wanna do is sit alone in a dark room and get slowly pissed." Homer says, "You can study at the feet of the master." Pam and Dick are in a trash bin doing it until Dick is gonna pop.