Leather & Lace #15 Aircel, Oct 1990, b&w, Adult.
1 Leather & Lace #15 cover After sitting in a traffic jam for two hours, Pam, Chris, Ramone, Neji, Billy, and Homer make it to the beach. Homer promised not to be a grouch. He sets up a parasol, blanket, ants, and a cooler. His life is complete. Lifeguards on duty Biff and Muffy make comments as they lounge and take in the sun, sunglasses on. They are in the lifeguard tower and Muffy won't go check on the beach since her hair will go out of place. Biff asks her what will Tad think. They are both in bathing suits, his skimpier than her's. Neji comes out of the changing room, "How do I look?" Ramone says, "Oh Neji, you look fantastic." Neji sports a high legged skimpy pair of bikini briefs. He kisses Ramone on the cheek and thanks him for the bathing suit. Chris has her thong on and urges Billy to come out with his matching set. He comes out and his face looks none too happy with them, his hips with the elastic waist band but his legs above and below naked. Pam thinks it looks great and so does Chris, who tells him it's so cute. Chris hugs him but Billy warns her, "Don't or I'll blow it off." He looks down as his engorged member sticks the bathing thong out. Neji and Ramone go to get some goodies. While bathing suit boys Angel and Xiao drink beer given to them by Homer, Homer tells them stories. 1918, the war was over. Angel burps and lays on his stomach, arched back up as he leans on his elbows. Homer tells them he's been in a lot of wars. Angel says, "Cool." Homer says, "Not really. In the last one I was fightin kids like you in a jungle." Xiao says, "Oh myñ." Billy's thong is between his butt cheeks as Big Dick blocks him, "Big Dork!" "That's Dick, sweetie pie!" Dick is in bathing trunks and says, "Nice panties." Billy says, "At least I have something in them, pucker nuts." Pam calls Dick by the name of Richard. Pam goes off with him. Muffy wants to be a copper tone girl. She and Biff are working on their tans. Biff thinks she looks like a Barbie Doll. She thanks him. As Ramone gets the food, Neji is looking at the muscle men on the beach as the men pose and flaunt their muscles. Neji says, "I want one." Ramone says, "So do I." They look at each other. Ramone asks, "What are we doing?" Neji hugs Ramone's stomach, "You're right. I've got one." Behind rocks, Pam and Dick take off their bathing suits. Pam is glad Dick could come. He asks her if she wants to see him do it again. Angel's skimpy suit is off his hips and down almost all the way and he meets Chris, Billy, Ramone, and Neji, telling them he is first mate and his pal is seaman Xiao (who tells them he thinks he is gonna barf). Homer has passed out. The boys drank all of Homer's beer. Angel says, "No. He did. We only had one." Xiao has his hand on Angel's shoulder, "I'm gonna puke!" Angel tells Chris his uncle is down the beach and that they live near here. Xiao: "I'm gonna toss." Chris asks, "Neji, will you be a sweety and take them back?" Neji says, "Sure." Neji puts one arm around Angel and the other around Xiao, "C'mon you two." Xiao: "I'm gonna chuck." Ramone will lookafter Homer and wait for Neji. He tells Billy and Chris to go in the water. Billy is happy to hide what he calls his dumb suit underwater. Chris says, "That's not all the water can hide BILLY LACE." She pulls his thong off. He says, "Oh." As he goes into her, a fish comes along and likes what he sees on Billy, from behind. Neji arrives back at an umbrella and an overturned sand bucket, "I don't see your uncle." Xiao lifts the bucket off. Beneath is the uncle, buried in sand up to his neck, "Filthy little buggers, I'll get you for this." Angel smiles, looking at Neji and touching Xiao's side. Xiao says, "Here I go!" He barrffs on top of his uncle's head. Neji makes a gross out face of shock. Dick sees the fin of the fish near Billy and Chris and yells out, "Shark!!" Pam asks Dick to help them. Biff and Muffy talk about how jealous all will be of their new tans and wonder if it is dangerous to sit in the sun for so long. They think it would be worth the risk for their new, beautiful looks. Dick comes running to help Billy and Chris. Billy thinks Big Dick has finally gone insane. Chris thinks he is after them. She will fix him and flips Dick as bare butt Billy turns away. Billy turns back, "Good one, Chris." Dick comes up with the fish sucking on him. Billy says, "So that's why they call him Big Dick." Gummy, the toothless shark is the mascot of two blond men. They feed him twinkies and he loves them. Dick pulls the shark off and tells Pam it was the most embarrassing moment of his entire life. Billy says, "Tell me about it." Pam thinks Billy and Chris owe Dick an apology. Chris whispers to Billy that she is right. Together, Chris and Billy says, "We're sorry, Big Dick." Velvet is hovering, "Well isn't that nice...a real happy ending. Only Big Dick works for me, don't forget and I want revenge on those rotten doñgooders...and I'm going to get it!"