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After sitting in a traffic jam for two hours, Pam, Chris, Ramone,
Neji, Billy, and Homer make it to the beach. Homer promised not to be a grouch. He
sets up a parasol, blanket, ants, and a cooler. His life is complete. Lifeguards
on duty Biff and Muffy make comments as they lounge and take in the sun, sunglasses
on. They are in the lifeguard tower and Muffy won't go check on the beach since her
hair will go out of place. Biff asks her what will Tad think. They are both in bathing
suits, his skimpier than her's. Neji comes out of the changing room, "How do
I look?" Ramone says, "Oh Neji, you look fantastic." Neji sports a
high legged skimpy pair of bikini briefs. He kisses Ramone on the cheek and thanks
him for the bathing suit. Chris has her thong on and urges Billy to come out with
his matching set. He comes out and his face looks none too happy with them, his hips
with the elastic waist band but his legs above and below naked. Pam thinks it looks
great and so does Chris, who tells him it's so cute. Chris hugs him but Billy warns
her, "Don't or I'll blow it off." He looks down as his engorged member
sticks the bathing thong out. Neji and Ramone go to get some goodies. While bathing
suit boys Angel and Xiao drink beer given to them by Homer, Homer tells them stories.
1918, the war was over. Angel burps and lays on his stomach, arched back up as he
leans on his elbows. Homer tells them he's been in a lot of wars. Angel says, "Cool."
Homer says, "Not really. In the last one I was fightin kids like you in a jungle."
Xiao says, "Oh myñ." Billy's thong is between his butt cheeks as Big Dick
blocks him, "Big Dork!" "That's Dick, sweetie pie!" Dick is in
bathing trunks and says, "Nice panties." Billy says, "At least I have
something in them, pucker nuts." Pam calls Dick by the name of Richard. Pam
goes off with him. Muffy wants to be a copper tone girl. She and Biff are working
on their tans. Biff thinks she looks like a Barbie Doll. She thanks him. As Ramone
gets the food, Neji is looking at the muscle men on the beach as the men pose and
flaunt their muscles. Neji says, "I want one." Ramone says, "So do
I." They look at each other. Ramone asks, "What are we doing?" Neji
hugs Ramone's stomach, "You're right. I've got one." Behind rocks, Pam
and Dick take off their bathing suits. Pam is glad Dick could come. He asks her if
she wants to see him do it again. Angel's skimpy suit is off his hips and down almost
all the way and he meets Chris, Billy, Ramone, and Neji, telling them he is first
mate and his pal is seaman Xiao (who tells them he thinks he is gonna barf). Homer
has passed out. The boys drank all of Homer's beer. Angel says, "No. He did.
We only had one." Xiao has his hand on Angel's shoulder, "I'm gonna puke!"
Angel tells Chris his uncle is down the beach and that they live near here. Xiao:
"I'm gonna toss." Chris asks, "Neji, will you be a sweety and take
them back?" Neji says, "Sure." Neji puts one arm around Angel and
the other around Xiao, "C'mon you two." Xiao: "I'm gonna chuck."
Ramone will lookafter Homer and wait for Neji. He tells Billy and Chris to go in
the water. Billy is happy to hide what he calls his dumb suit underwater. Chris says,
"That's not all the water can hide BILLY LACE." She pulls his thong off.
He says, "Oh." As he goes into her, a fish comes along and likes what he
sees on Billy, from behind. Neji arrives back at an umbrella and an overturned sand
bucket, "I don't see your uncle." Xiao lifts the bucket off. Beneath is
the uncle, buried in sand up to his neck, "Filthy little buggers, I'll get you
for this." Angel smiles, looking at Neji and touching Xiao's side. Xiao says,
"Here I go!" He barrffs on top of his uncle's head. Neji makes a gross
out face of shock. Dick sees the fin of the fish near Billy and Chris and yells out,
"Shark!!" Pam asks Dick to help them. Biff and Muffy talk about how jealous
all will be of their new tans and wonder if it is dangerous to sit in the sun for
so long. They think it would be worth the risk for their new, beautiful looks. Dick
comes running to help Billy and Chris. Billy thinks Big Dick has finally gone insane.
Chris thinks he is after them. She will fix him and flips Dick as bare butt Billy
turns away. Billy turns back, "Good one, Chris." Dick comes up with the
fish sucking on him. Billy says, "So that's why they call him Big Dick."
Gummy, the toothless shark is the mascot of two blond men. They feed him twinkies
and he loves them. Dick pulls the shark off and tells Pam it was the most embarrassing
moment of his entire life. Billy says, "Tell me about it." Pam thinks Billy
and Chris owe Dick an apology. Chris whispers to Billy that she is right. Together,
Chris and Billy says, "We're sorry, Big Dick." Velvet is hovering, "Well
isn't that nice...a real happy ending. Only Big Dick works for me, don't forget and
I want revenge on those rotten doñgooders...and I'm going to get it!" |