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Leather & Lace #16 Aircel, Nov 1990, b&w, Adult.

1 Leather & Lace #16 cover Pam looks for Mr. Bently who said he would clean out the cellar. He has 2 cups attached to a hat and wires to his mouth. Homer feels he may as well be married to Pam since she makes him take out the garbage, wash the bar, and clean the cellar. Homer finds a lot of junk downstairs. Down the street at A Different Glow Neji asks Ramone if he can go out now that the racks are filled again. In a short cut shirt, with ripped sleeves and bottom Xiao asks Angel if he is still reading Capt. Sludge comics. Angel says he is into something better. Ramone yells, asking them to stay out of the adult section. They both think, "Nope!"

THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF THE BLUEñASSED BUZZARD AND THE TREASURE OF CAPTAIN KEELHAUL MCBOLLICSñSometimes you can feel an adventure in the air. It's out there hiding just around the corner, waiting. All you gotta do is find it. Neji enjoyed listening to Homer's stories as he worked around the place. Neji has on checkered long legged shorts and a t shirt with long sleeves and long bottom. Chris calls him from the window. Billy is behind her, shirtless, hating the tights he is in. Neji told Homer he would help him with the cellar. Billy calls him a dork. Chris tells Billy at least he offers to help out sometimes. Hidden catacombs, deep: Velvet is in a bad mood, having to hide like a rat. Homer felt bad: all he wanted to do was sit in his own bar, he wanted people to leave him alone. Neji calls him and Homer falls, yelling. Behind the boxes that fall on his head is a door. The guy that sold Pam and Homer the place told them it had history, a smuggler's hideout. Neji pushes the door open. Thumper is having a claustrophobic attack in a sub in the bay. One clone winks his eyes shut to avoid her breast. She bonks a clone on the head as she looks out the periscope to find Homer's boat. They have been looking for hours. Velvet calls, "I'm not happy, girl. I want ships sunk, lives lost, sorrow, misery, these are the things I dream of." After Thumper gets off the scope with Velvet, Thumper salutes but calls Velvet a bitch. A thousand pounds of overweight women loosened the floorboards of the aerobic studio. Billy is in a black jumpsuit. Chris wants to get Billy to the showers since classes are over for another week. Billy tells her he told Homer they would meet them at the bar after he and Neji are finished cleaning. Chris thinks that is selfish of Billy. It gives them some time to themselves...in the showers, naked. Homer and Neji find tunnels that probably go to the sea. They find a chest with a name on it: Keelhaul McBollics. They bring it up. Homer tells Pam to quit nagging him. Billy and Chris continue their tryst in the shower. As Homer and Neji pass the window, they hear Chris yelling, "Oh yes! Yes! Yes!" Homer calls them bloody sex maniacs. Pam calls out to Homer to come back. Homer looks at Neji, "It's times like this when I can see why yer gay, kid." He will take it aboard his boat. Thumper feels this areabetter be the boat or she will make one of the little clone drips walk the plank. Four look at her, one or two seem Oriental but not all. They find it. They load a lizard boy into a tube and fire him at the ship. When he gets there, he is to drill holes in it. They listen to Homer and Neji first. Homer and Neji open the chest and find a map. Pam comes in. A clone tickles the foot of the Lizard Boy whose feet stick out of the torpedo tube. Thumper orders another lizard to be jammed into the tube to make room for Comm. Black. Thumper will let them find the treasure, then sink the boat.

	Leather & Lace #16	Aircel, Nov 1990, b&w, Adult.
1		Pam looks for Mr. Bently who said he would clean out the cellar. He has 2 cups attached to a hat and wires to his mouth. Homer feels he may as well be married to Pam since she makes him take out the garbage, wash the bar, and clean the cellar. Homer finds a lot of junk downstairs. Down the street at A Different Glow Neji asks Ramone if he can go out now that the racks are filled again. In a short cut shirt, with ripped sleeves and bottom Xiao asks Angel if he is still reading Capt. Sludge comics. Angel says he is into something better. Ramone yells, asking them to stay out of the adult section. They both think, "Nope!" THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF THE BLUEñASSED BUZZARD AND THE TREASURE OF CAPTAIN KEELHAUL MCBOLLICSñSometimes you can feel an adventure in the air. It's out there hiding just around the corner, waiting. All you gotta do is find it. Neji enjoyed listening to Homer's stories as he worked around the place. Neji has on checkered long legged shorts and a t shirt with long sleeves and long bottom. Chris calls him from the window. Billy is behind her, shirtless, hating the tights he is in. Neji told Homer he would help him with the cellar. Billy calls him a dork. Chris tells Billy at least he offers to help out sometimes. Hidden catacombs, deep: Velvet is in a bad mood, having to hide like a rat. Homer felt bad: all he wanted to do was sit in his own bar, he wanted people to leave him alone. Neji calls him and Homer falls, yelling. Behind the boxes that fall on his head is a door. The guy that sold Pam and Homer the place told them it had history, a smuggler's hideout. Neji pushes the door open. Thumper is having a claustrophobic attack in a sub in the bay. One clone winks his eyes shut to avoid her breast. She bonks a clone on the head as she looks out the periscope to find Homer's boat. They have been looking for hours. Velvet calls, "I'm not happy, girl. I want ships sunk, lives lost, sorrow, misery, these are the things I dream of." After Thumper gets off the scope with Velvet, Thumper salutes but calls Velvet a bitch. A thousand pounds of overweight women loosened the floorboards of the aerobic studio. Billy is in a black jumpsuit. Chris wants to get Billy to the showers since classes are over for another week. Billy tells her he told Homer they would meet them at the bar after he and Neji are finished cleaning. Chris thinks that is selfish of Billy. It gives them some time to themselves...in the showers, naked. Homer and Neji find tunnels that probably go to the sea. They find a chest with a name on it: Keelhaul McBollics. They bring it up. Homer tells Pam to quit nagging him. Billy and Chris continue their tryst in the shower. As Homer and Neji pass the window, they hear Chris yelling, "Oh yes! Yes! Yes!" Homer calls them bloody sex maniacs. Pam calls out to Homer to come back. Homer looks at Neji, "It's times like this when I can see why yer gay, kid." He will take it aboard his boat. Thumper feels this areabetter be the boat or she will make one of the little clone drips walk the plank. Four look at her, one or two seem Oriental but not all. They find it. They load a lizard boy into a tube and fire him at the ship. When he gets there, he is to drill holes in it. They listen to Homer and Neji first. Homer and Neji open the chest and find a map. Pam comes in. A clone tickles the foot of the Lizard Boy whose feet stick out of the torpedo tube. Thumper orders another lizard to be jammed into the tube to make room for Comm. Black. Thumper will let them find the treasure, then sink the boat.