Leather & Lace #17 | Aircel, Dec 1990, b&w, Adult. | |
1 | Homer tells Pam he has been sailing the four corners of the Earth
for 60 years. He tells her they are in the Pacific Ocean. She asks if he is sure.
Neji climbs up in a skimpy bathing suit and nothing else. He does have on a loop
ear ring in his right ear. They have been out at sea for almost a week, looking for
an island. The boat is too crowded. Homer grits his teeth, "Well, Neji, it wouldn't
be crowded if you hadn't told everybody we found a treasure map." Pam hugs Neji,
"Now we can all die together." Neji crosses his eyes and sticks his tongue
out as she puts an arm around his shoulder. They find an island. Someone on the boat
says, "This is too much like Gilligan's Island." Someone else asks, "What's
that, little buddy?" Homer tells Chris and Ramone to find a place to land and
tells Billy to shut up. Near naked boys in skimpy loin cloths and with major boners,
watch them. They have long dark hair and some look Oriental. Three boys watch. One
will go tell the Chief who won't be very happy but for their sake, they hope he will
be. Farther out at sea is Tim, Big Dick, and Roger, following to get the treasure.
On the sub, undersea, Velvet is proud of Thumper actually managing to find something.
She shows her how proud. Evening: Ramone is sitting behind Neji and has his hands
on his shoulders as Neji roasts marshmallows, Homer sleeps, and Chris and Billy hug.
They think this is like a vacation which they needed after they've been through.
Ramone has Neji's left sleeve off his shoulder. Neji has on a tank top now and no
shoes. Pam just wishes people weren't so uptight about homosexuality. Neji sticks
the marshmallow in his mouth as Ramone moves in close, telling Pam that having close
friends makes life a lot easier. Billy, head rag on, and Chris go for a walk. Chris
tells Billy she could stay here forever, it's so peaceful. She tells him, "Oh
you'd be here, too, Billy Lace..just for company sometimes." Billy asks, "Just
sometimes." Chris tells him they could skip stones. He closes one eye, "Skip
stones?" Chris jumps him. Dick in tank top tells Tim and Roger this soldier
of fortune comes easy for him...he was a boy scout and still has his badges. Roger
smiles, "Hear that. The little pecker still got all his badges." Dick has
a baseball hat on backwards. Three jungle boys jump out at him from the trees. Dick
kraks two of the boy's heads together and tells the one on his shoulders, "Make
a wish!" He splits the kid's legs apart and the kid arches back. Dick holds
one's lower leg while Tim chokes another with his arm and Roger punches one that
is down. Dick tells them, "Don't kill them yet. Just tie em up. We may be able
to turn a profit yet." Chris is profiting Billy with her hand as he means for
her to keep it up. Three jungle boys watch them. One asks, "What's the female
doing to him?" Another says, "Itññit's terrible. She's eating his love
stick." One leaning over says, "It's torture. Be quiet." This one
seems totally naked as his hips and backside seem bare. The chief shows up and asks
what is going on. One boys calls him, "Da Feng!" Chris and Billy look up
as a net is thrown over them. Da Feng says, "Have no fear, my friend. We'll
have you free in a moment...and then the Amazon will be punished. So speaks Da Feng,
chief of the immortal Monkey Tribe." Dick has two Monkey boys totally naked
and tied to a stick roasting over an open fire, interrogating them. The boy on the
bottom (as the stick turnsñ?ñ) tells him he thought they were working with the Amazons,
their sworn enemies. The Amazons come from the smaller islands from the north. The
Monkey Boys think the Amazons plan to invade. Dark shadows are somewhat lit away
as the boy turns up over the other. The other boy has his feet tied to the other
side of the stick from the talker boy's head and his head is at the boy's feet. Dick
and his two boys plan to help the Amazons conquer this place. Backup story: "Team Nippon" |
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