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Monkey Island: almost noon: Pam worries about Bill and Chris being gone and wonders
what they are doing. Ramone tells Pam, "Let's see, Pam. It was night. We're
on a tropical island...they're in love. Gee...I don't know." Homer sets up a
camp and tent and figures Billy and Chris will use it once they crawl out of the
bushes. He wants to leave them here while they go hunt for the treasure. Pam thinks
Homer should go look for them; Homer can't believe itññeven out here she nags him.
Billy and Chris are naked in a cave with wooden bars over their cell. Chris tells
Billy she is sorry, "I guess everything I touch gets ruined." Billy is
being erected by her, "Well, not everything." She kisses along his chest
down to his stomach and lower. He smiles and closes his eyes, leaning on his elbows.
She wonders if they will kill them. Billy tells her he doesn't know, he doesn't care.
Chris keeps asking questions as Billy takes her from behind. Billy tells her to shut
up. Roger wonders if Big Dick is going in the right direction. Roger is told off
by Tim, that Dick is an experienced woodsman. Roger says, "I guess you're right,
Tim. Sorry, Dick, I lost my head." Dick thinks, "I'd give my left nut to
know where we are." He'd rather have them starve to death than admit he goofed
up. Dick tells them he gotta wizz and tells them not to try peekin at his tally wacker
either. They do as he worries that they are gonna die. They think they find Amazon
tracks. Velvet and Thumper arrive. The two lizards are to lead the clone boys and
scour the island. Thumper asks if the clones can get into something less restricting.
Velvet likes them to be uncomfortableññit builds character but that does not apply
to Thumper. Da Feng is watching Billy orally please Chris, "I'm Da Feng, chief
of the immortal tribe." Chris tells him he can't keep them here and calls him
dink. He says, "I am the chief. I can do anything." Billy points a finger
at him and tells him their friends will give it to Da Feng. Chris says, "Good,
Billy," knowing Da Feng now knows there are more of them. Da Feng has long hair
down past his shoulders. Chris asks him to help their friends since he claims there
are many dangers. Two little clone boys on the sub are getting funny readings from
the island. They don't want to disturb Thumper and Velvet at the moment. Pam asks
Homer if he is holding the map the right way up. Neji gets the feeling they are being
watched. Ramone puts an arm around Neji, feeling they are being watched by a zillion
bugs and tells the boy they have to stop Homer from killing Pam. Two clones are out
in the wild. Blond, one takes off his own suit and starts removing his pal's suit.
They smile at each other. One, calls Thumper. He and his pal are Unit 13. Velvet
tells them when she gets her hands on them they will wish they had never been cloned
for interrupting her and Thumper. Dick, thinking he and his two pals will be kings
among the women, find the giant, fat Amazons...big, ugly, teethy women! "Behold
my beautiful sisters...our love slaves have arrived!" Another one says, "Tee
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