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Homer tells Pam he has spent weeks listening to her nag him. He wouldn't
prolong this. On the other side of a hill, they find naked Chris, Da Feng in a loin
cloth that hardly covers his privates and reveals his thighs, hips, and leg up the
side. Da Feng was wrong about them being enemies, now he knows they are just crazy
Americans. The trees that form a V hold the treasure. Sweating like a pig with a
shovel under the hot sun is man's work, Homer claims and Chris lets him. Velvet and
Thumper watch but then decide to relax as Homer digs the hole. But Neji is digging
and hits something. He passes it up. It is another map of another island with two
structures. The World Trade Center, Manhattan. The Amazons will not let Velvet and
Thumper go to NY until they are finished with them. They call Velvet dearie and jump
on her. NYC: Chris wakes Billy up. Everyone else is at breakfast. Billy doesn't want
to go to breakfast. Chris asks about sex. Groaning, Billy crosses his eyes, "Don't
you ever get enough?" Chris smiles, "Not when lying beside a sexy hunk
like you." Billy sits up from under the covers and makes a muscle, "You
think I look like Schwarzenegger?" Chris looks at his penis, "Yes, where
it counts." Pam comes in to get some of that. Billy says, "It's nice being
back home." Billy thinks about the weight of two bimbos on him, one on his face,
the other on his crotch. Chris admits it has been a long time since she was in Pam's
arms. Pam feels it was too long. Billy is muffled, "Girls, I'm dying down here!"
They decide to leave him alone. He sits up, "Hey...I didn't mean it that way."
He stands up, erect, "Aaaah...please, I'm hurting." Pam is on her back,
"Why don't you finish what you started?" Looking very girlish with his
long blond hair, Billy gets between her legs, "Yeah!!!" Pam tells Chris
to come aboardóóshe's never found her too heavy. Billy says, "What a treasure
dear friends are." Neji tells Homer that his outfit makes him look like Indiana
Jones but Homer tells them that whipper snapper copied from him. ADG, NYC: Irare
said she was having some trouble. Homer tells them to take care of business, he will
take care of the treasure. Neji tells him it would help if he turned the map rightside
up. India girl Irare has medallion on and a turban of some kind. A blond boy near
her is thinking about Neji, "Wow! Is that the new owner?" Irare is having
problems with extortionists. As Neji bends over to look at something, the blond boy
touches his butt, "You the new owner?" Neji bends the boy's wrist back,
"No, I'm the new owner's lover." Some group is making Irare pay protection
money. Homer thinks of himself as soldier of fortune. He crawls around in the bushes
while some kid tells his dad to look at the crazy man. He can't find the Twin Towers!
He hopes no one saw that. In a long run, he moves down and across the page toward
it. In a door, he finds the treasure...and inside is Angel with crewcut up front
his head and long blond hair behind telling Xiao, who has a baseball hat on backwards
and candy barsstuffed in it and in his shirt, that he wants a Nutty Gob. Xiao tells
him to chill and to have a Snotty Doo crunch. They got a map in their box of Capt.
Colon cereal. He grabs their map. Angel calls him, "Hey, you old fart."
He shuts the treasure chest and the slam blows wind on the two little boys. Bif Harley
is with the man who found Capt. Colon treasure and won the largest cereal promotional
contest everóóHomer. The boys get madóóthey found the treasure. Homer won a lifetime
of cereal. Angel smiles, "And he can keep it." Homer yells, "Capt.
Colon my ass." Biff gets upset since Homer said the A word on TV. Homer pulls
a gun and yells, "Everyone dies." Xiao says, "Load up, Angel."
Spent, Pam, Billy, and Chris talk slowly. Billy tells them to call 911. Chris puts
on the TV where they see Homer with a gun, his curse words being bleeped but he is
pointing the gun right at them and running amok at the World Trade Centre. |