Leather & Lace #20 Aircel, Mar 1991, b&w, Adult
s Leather & Lace #20 cover THE STUFF THAT DREAMS ARE MADE..óBilly boy, Chris finds is asleep. On the bed is a teddy bear. Pam thinks after last night their Billy may never wake up. Their first week back home is complete now. They feel they need Billy. Chris moves to wake him up but Pam figures they just need Billy's willie. Chris wonders if they can make it work on automatic. Pam says, "I bet I can get it going. Poor little thing." Billy opens his weary eyes, "Hunh? Wha? Who?" Chris kisses him on the mouth deeply. "Woah, what's going on?" Pam tells him, "The obligatory sex scene, of course." Billy is erect, "The what?" Pam explains, "Billy, this is an adult comic. We're expected to perform a certain amount of sexual acts for the readers." Billy looks wide eyed, "Readers? What readers?" Pam says, "Honestly, Billy Lace you can be dense sometimes...the readers." Billy follows her thumb point and eeeps, "You mean they're watchin' right now." Billy asks how long they've known about this. He goes under the covers and embarrasses them, "If the bloody reader wants sex, let him do it." A giant reader penis comes onto the page. Billy sits up, "Yeow!!" Billy gasps, "Big...big...gig...big...wang...big..." Pam tells him it was just a dream. Meanwhile on lower Manhattan, Christopher Street: Ramone drives a jeep with a beret on his head and Neji at his side. Ramone has to get Homer out of the lock up after the mess last week. He was finally able to post bail. The Capt. Colon people aren't pressing charges. NOTE: Ramone has lost a bit of his pudge and his moustache and also a lot of his fem. Ramone wonders what is up with his sweet lump. A night on the town with Billy and the others. A new tavern is opening. Neji has ID and wishes Ramone was coming. Neji appears to have lipstick on. Ramone wishes he was going too and calls him precious. He lets Neji out at a corner and they kiss, "Take care, love." Neji says, "I'll be back early, sugar." Neji has on a bandanna and head rag. Three men watch him walk. Neji thinks it will be nice to relax with his friends again. No fights, no shouting. One man calls him a faggot!! A much older looking Billy at a table in the tavern calls Neji, "Hey, there's the lizard! Hey, Neji!" Billy sports jeans with ripped holes at the knees, a backward baseball hat, and long sleeves shirt with t shirt beneath. Chris is wearing a cross. In the crowd is a boy with a captain's hat on, a man with shades, and a man with a head rag on (Harry?). Pam kisses Neji, calling him sweetie. He giggles. They were talking about dreams. Billy had a doozie this morning. Chris wonders if Billy's dream is the future. Homer's cap has a happy face on it. He wonders how he is supposed to get across a rift between cliff edges with a giant bag full of money. If he puts it down, it will all blow away. Homer gasps, "Wható? You two little pricks?! No way! Get lost!" Flying in bumble bee shorts are winged Xiao and Angel fairy boys with pointed ears and wings. They are shirtless. Xiao says, "But we wanna help you, homeboy." Homer tells them he should have a brazier for them two, calling them tits. They stick him in the butt. He swings the money at them but loses his cap and falls, the money keeping him from falling all the way down, it wedged in the cliff gap. Angel asks, "Hey Xiao, whatdo you think Home'll do if we tickled him?" Homer wakes up in his jail cell, "Git away from me, you idiot fairy!" Ramone is in the cell at that moment, "I beg your pardon, Homer." Homer tells him he didn't mean him. Ramone has a long pony tail tied together. Homer tries to explain, "I mean I was asleep. Dreaming. Nazi fairies." Ramone doesn't look happy and tells him to come along. Neji thanks Pam, Chris, and Billy for inviting him. Billy tells him, "Hey Neji, you're one of us, pal. You gonna walk the squirt home, Pam?" Chris says, "That's the plan, Pam." Huh? Billy says, "I thought they'd never leave." Chris gasps, "Billy?!" Billy puts his arm around her, "Just kiddin." Alone together...Leather and Lace. She undoes his pants and orally pleases him in the alley, "Welcome to NY, Billy." Pam tells Neji he seems alot happier since he met Ramone. Neji says, "I am Pamela...very happy." Pam asks if he has always known he was..."you know," Neji finishes, "Gay? It's not an affliction, Pam. You're born with it. It's what you are...like being blond...with black roots. When I found Ramone, I could stop living a lie...I was tired of hiding the truth. Pretending to be straight." A man says, "Too bad you gave it up, queer boy." If he pretended to at least be normal, they might not have noticed. NOTE: Actually he looks pretty normal. Neji gets in front of Pam, "Stay back, Pam. It's obvious. They want to bash a fag." Neji is grabbed and his headbandanna falls off. He kicks one with his leg and foot straight up. He kicks another one and grabs another, looking him right in the eyes. He heaves him against the brick wall. Pam asks, "Neji..?" Neji says, "Welcome to NY, Pamela."