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Leather & Lace #22 Aircel, May 1991, b&w, Adult

s Leather & Lace #22 cover Pam yells at Bif Harley who is kissing what Pam calls a slutóóTracy. He claims they were rehearsing the play, Tracy is her stand in. She apologizes, she should have known. A boy gets between Bif and Pam, "Ahem, Professor, the play..." The play is about an executive singing to his secretory about the joys of being a boss sung to the tune of THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. A freckle faced boy tells a glass wearing girl that rehearsals will be another day late as Pam tears off his clothes and gets hot from Bif. Two guys watch, this being their favorite class of the semester and the century. Another women pulls open her dress and tells Bif to take her next. Tracy looks at Pam, "And that cow called me a slut!?!" A hand goes over Tracy's mouth and pulls her. Billy lies naked on a bed with his nuts bandaged. The Doctor is on his way. Billy looks sad, telling her that poisoned squirrel made him a ruined man. He will never be able to cum again, he tells her. Chris proves him wrong. "Oh Chris, I'm getting hard! I...I'm going to..c...aaaaahh!" Squirt! Gush! Billy smiles and closes his eyes, "Thank you, love." German (or at least foreign) Dr. Westworst arrives nok noking. He enters with two charming little helpers, his hands on both of them at the shoulders, "Zey are so good. Like little cherubs." Angel is picking his nose and wearing a cap with captain's brim on it, suspenders with the front flap unattached at the right shoulder, showing his right nipple. Xiao is wearing a similar cap, lighter in color, a black tank top, and darker baggy, long cuffed pants. The boys annoy Billy by asking questions (like Angel's, "How's the nerts?"). Xiao tells him, "Hey Billster, that's no way to talk to little cherubs." They brought him Koogie. The German doctor tells the boys that Billy must rest. Chris tells the boys, "It's time for you brat boys to go!" The cherubs are bringing it to Homer, Homy, their friend. Billy says, "Poor Homer!" Homer yells at them to FUCK OFF!! When they get to Homer's, Angel has the left side of his suspenders down. They want to make it up to Homer. The boys mixed hemorrhoid cream with drain cleaner. Xiao thinks Homer looks pregnant. He hasn't gone to the bathroom in a long timeóótwo weeks. He yells this at the two boys, causing a wind which knocks their hats back. Angel snifs, "We're really sorry, Homy." He puts a finger to his nose. He is their hero and they got hats just like his. Homer says, "Awww..don't cry, kids. I know you wanted to help...and any kid with good enough taste to wear a flying Tiger hat ain't all bad. Snif." They hug him and introduce him to Koogie. Homer is cooking soup and tells them to bring him a bowl. Angel puts laxative in it, a little extra so Homer is so plugged up, and doesn't tell Xiao. Next, Xiao thinks, "Now Homy won't suffer any more. Rapidshit works every time." They give it to him with beer. Homer tells the little skizzers that they know what a man needs every time. Angel says, "We sure do!" Homer starts a 1939 war story but his stomach rumbles after he has eaten.It is then that Xiao whispers to Angel what he did. Angel tells him he gave him a bottle of Nukepoop! Homer nearly blows the bathroom door off. The boys wear gas masks, claiming another victory for the cherubs of mercy. Even Koogie has on a gas mask. Deep in Greenwich Village: Neji wants to join the Pink Patrol but a man with an ear ring in his right ear tells him he is too young but Neji tells him he is 18. The man tells him he is too small. Neji claims he is a 9th degree black belt. The man tells him to come back Monday, it is 6:00. Neji calls the man a rude goof. The man tells him he just proved he is too immature and emotional to be of help. Neji is told to grow up a few more years and see them then. Neji walks away, wondering about officious bureaucrats. Neji hears yelling and screams. Someone is beating up a gay man, calling him a faggot. Neji runs and finds the man in charge of the Pink Patrol hiding at a brick wall, telling Neji not to go out there. Neji tells him to let go of him, calling him a sniveling worm. Neji jumps out at the attackers, "You die!!!" A blond man in a tie is the victim. Neji elbows the crewcut man, kicks the bald man, and punches with his arm into the moustached man. 20 stitches will help the victim, he tells Neji. The man in charge yells to call a doctor so Neji punches him in the stomach. The victim says, "Good for you!" The man tells Neji he was going to reconsider his application but Neji tells him not to bother. The victim tells Neji, "Hey, kid, don't be too hasty. The community needs someone of your caliber to help us. There's a war out there." Neji knows and will help but as a lone guerrilla fighter. "He's little but lethal. I'm glad he's on our side," the victim watches him walk off. NYU: deep in the bowels of: Tracy is blindfolded and two girls are there. The blond girl says to Tracy to kneel before the king. The black haired girl tells Tracy they were once white slavers but aren't now, "Well, we have been in the past, haven't we, Thumper? But now we are willing slaves to the king..." NOTE: Huh? Thumper has blond hair? Is the blond supposed to be Thumper of Velvet, looking like neither of them, nor like Barry Blair's art. Tracy faces the king with the blindfold off, "Oh my...it's...it's...!!!" The man says, "Thank you very much." Is it supposed to be Elvis? Huh?

	Leather & Lace #22	Aircel, May 1991, b&w, Adult
s		Pam yells at Bif Harley who is kissing what Pam calls a slutóóTracy. He claims they were rehearsing the play, Tracy is her stand in. She apologizes, she should have known. A boy gets between Bif and Pam, "Ahem, Professor, the play..." The play is about an executive singing to his secretory about the joys of being a boss sung to the tune of THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. A freckle faced boy tells a glass wearing girl that rehearsals will be another day late as Pam tears off his clothes and gets hot from Bif. Two guys watch, this being their favorite class of the semester and the century. Another women pulls open her dress and tells Bif to take her next. Tracy looks at Pam, "And that cow called me a slut!?!" A hand goes over Tracy's mouth and pulls her. Billy lies naked on a bed with his nuts bandaged. The Doctor is on his way. Billy looks sad, telling her that poisoned squirrel made him a ruined man. He will never be able to cum again, he tells her. Chris proves him wrong. "Oh Chris, I'm getting hard! I...I'm going to..c...aaaaahh!" Squirt! Gush! Billy smiles and closes his eyes, "Thank you, love." German (or at least foreign) Dr. Westworst arrives nok noking. He enters with two charming little helpers, his hands on both of them at the shoulders, "Zey are so good. Like little cherubs." Angel is picking his nose and wearing a cap with captain's brim on it, suspenders with the front flap unattached at the right shoulder, showing his right nipple. Xiao is wearing a similar cap, lighter in color, a black tank top, and darker baggy, long cuffed pants. The boys annoy Billy by asking questions (like Angel's, "How's the nerts?"). Xiao tells him, "Hey Billster, that's no way to talk to little cherubs." They brought him Koogie. The German doctor tells the boys that Billy must rest. Chris tells the boys, "It's time for you brat boys to go!" The cherubs are bringing it to Homer, Homy, their friend. Billy says, "Poor Homer!" Homer yells at them to FUCK OFF!! When they get to Homer's, Angel has the left side of his suspenders down. They want to make it up to Homer. The boys mixed hemorrhoid cream with drain cleaner. Xiao thinks Homer looks pregnant. He hasn't gone to the bathroom in a long timeóótwo weeks. He yells this at the two boys, causing a wind which knocks their hats back. Angel snifs, "We're really sorry, Homy." He puts a finger to his nose. He is their hero and they got hats just like his. Homer says, "Awww..don't cry, kids. I know you wanted to help...and any kid with good enough taste to wear a flying Tiger hat ain't all bad. Snif." They hug him and introduce him to Koogie. Homer is cooking soup and tells them to bring him a bowl. Angel puts laxative in it, a little extra so Homer is so plugged up, and doesn't tell Xiao. Next, Xiao thinks, "Now Homy won't suffer any more. Rapidshit works every time." They give it to him with beer. Homer tells the little skizzers that they know what a man needs every time. Angel says, "We sure do!" Homer starts a 1939 war story but his stomach rumbles after he has eaten.It is then that Xiao whispers to Angel what he did. Angel tells him he gave him a bottle of Nukepoop! Homer nearly blows the bathroom door off. The boys wear gas masks, claiming another victory for the cherubs of mercy. Even Koogie has on a gas mask. Deep in Greenwich Village: Neji wants to join the Pink Patrol but a man with an ear ring in his right ear tells him he is too young but Neji tells him he is 18. The man tells him he is too small. Neji claims he is a 9th degree black belt. The man tells him to come back Monday, it is 6:00. Neji calls the man a rude goof. The man tells him he just proved he is too immature and emotional to be of help. Neji is told to grow up a few more years and see them then. Neji walks away, wondering about officious bureaucrats. Neji hears yelling and screams. Someone is beating up a gay man, calling him a faggot. Neji runs and finds the man in charge of the Pink Patrol hiding at a brick wall, telling Neji not to go out there. Neji tells him to let go of him, calling him a sniveling worm. Neji jumps out at the attackers, "You die!!!" A blond man in a tie is the victim. Neji elbows the crewcut man, kicks the bald man, and punches with his arm into the moustached man. 20 stitches will help the victim, he tells Neji. The man in charge yells to call a doctor so Neji punches him in the stomach. The victim says, "Good for you!" The man tells Neji he was going to reconsider his application but Neji tells him not to bother. The victim tells Neji, "Hey, kid, don't be too hasty. The community needs someone of your caliber to help us. There's a war out there." Neji knows and will help but as a lone guerrilla fighter. "He's little but lethal. I'm glad he's on our side," the victim watches him walk off. NYU: deep in the bowels of: Tracy is blindfolded and two girls are there. The blond girl says to Tracy to kneel before the king. The black haired girl tells Tracy they were once white slavers but aren't now, "Well, we have been in the past, haven't we, Thumper? But now we are willing slaves to the king..." NOTE: Huh? Thumper has blond hair? Is the blond supposed to be Thumper of Velvet, looking like neither of them, nor like Barry Blair's art. Tracy faces the king with the blindfold off, "Oh my...it's...it's...!!!" The man says, "Thank you very much." Is it supposed to be Elvis? Huh?