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The Freshman Follies play could not get beyond the first rehearsal.
Pam suggested they see her old friend, Christine about the problem. Christine and
Billy invited Pam and Bif to dinner. "For the fans who've been asking for mindless
raunchy sex instead of a plot...for sound effects...moans and groans...for hard cocks
and juicy twats..for boobs and balls.. for lots of cum shots...enjoy!! For those
detractors who loved to put down our adult comics as page after page of plotless
gratuitous sexóówhile at the same time planning to flood the market with their own
adult comics...surprise! This IS part of the plot!!" Billy, in cut off jeansóóshorts,
and t shirt tosses a bucket of cold water on Bif and Pam as the two ruin the dinner
table, "Enough!!" When Bif goes businessy, Pam can't hold back. Bif goes
on about how they feel, "...get lost in the rapture, the glory, the passion..."
Billy says, "Alright! We got the picture! Chris is to direct the play and Billy
is to keep the two of them apart. Billy says, "I don't know if I'm strong enough
to stop you when you're on a rampage, Bull, I mean Bif." Bif feels Billy is
man enough to handle this little task. Billy sighs, "Little Task?!?" Bif
and Pam leave, leaving their clothesóóBif only wearing his valor sleeved shirt. Billy
sticks his tongue out, "Oh shit. It just dawned on me. If they ever reproduced,
the national IQ average would drop 10 points with each child!" Chris says, "Billy!
Don't be mean...ha ha, I think you're right but each child of ours would raise it
20 points." Billy wouldn't be upset if Chris were pregnant but it wouldn't be
the best time now. She asks how his classes are going and for once, he looks much
taller than she does. Outside, a man in a long cape is carrying a girl who has her
upper body in a sack. This looks like Elvis. Neji is not happy he wasn't accepted
into the neighborhood patrol but Ramone is. Neji felt he couldn't tell him just because
of that. Neji has on a long sweateróshirt. Ramone apologizes and tells him he was
being selfish. He touches his shoulders from behind. Ramone admits Neji is little
for his age. But he is skilled, resourceful, and stubborn. He hasn't accepted the
rejection and Ramone knows that. Neji looks sad, "I know our love is based on
honesty and no secrets between us. You're right. I haven't accepted that prick's
rejection." He has to help their family. Ramon (huh?) will try not to get too
upset at Neji's desire. Neji takes off his clothes and underneath he has on a black
leotard with tight one piece body wear and puts up a face mask which only leaves
the eyes showing. Ramone tells him he is not a superhero. He knows but he won't stand
by and watch people get brutalized or even killed. "I've got to do this, darling.
Do you understand?" Neji says as he climbs out a window. Ramone does but wishes
he could be with him. Neji says, "So do I, love, so do I." Neji thinks
it would be nice having Ramon (different spelling) with him, maybe once his kung
fu gets better, they could guard each other's backs and looks out for danger the
other misses. Someone grabs a girl near a doorway, covering her mouth and making
her drop her book. Homer is telling Angel and Xiao (who are both gulping) a story
about Hotachi fighting a demon, "Our finest warrior caught inthe monster Azeroth's
claws!!" Xiao sips a straw while Angel and Koogie eat popcorn. Homer tells them
he stabbed the demon through the heart. He stabs a chair, his favorite chair. Xiao
jumps up, his arms up, his slightly short cut shirt riding up and showing his bare
belly button, Way to go, Homy!!" Angel says, "Slice em and dice em, Homóboy!"
NOTE: For the real truth behind Azeroth and Homer, see Aircel's series, WARLOCKS.
The boys, in shorts, think the same thing, and go to the bathroom, Angel and Xiao
calling each other Doctors. They come back out with toilet paper to fix the chair.
Homer takes them on his lap, "Come here, my little helpers! Ya want stories?
I got em!" Xiao asks about the China Seas. Angel has a slit up the sides of
his short shorts. Homer tells them it was rougher then, you tripped over three bodies
just goin to the bathroom. There were drug lords, pirates, white slavers, evil people
who trafficked in white women. One of the boys says, "Women! Phooey!" Another
of the boys says, "Yea, who cares about bimbos. Tell us about the pirates!"
Outside, two someones drag a girl down a sewer cover or pond. Two girls, one tall,
one short, both wearing boots. There are three girls in all kidnapped. The blond
girl kidnapper (Velvet?) tells them to strip. Thumper is there. Royal Chambers. A
girl with black hair and a jewel o her forehead. Another girl with a dot on her forehead.
Tracy is a willing slave. Elvis is there and makes Velvet his queen. Tracy says,
"Push, push, in the bush!" Elvis claims they are on a mission to introduce
studatude into music. No more tip toeing through the tulips, no more Boy George!
This is Man Fred and his Madonna is Velvet Black. His material girl. |