Leather & Lace #24 Aircel, Jul 1991, b&w, Adult
s Leather & Lace #24 cover Freshman drama class at NYU: all are spent. Two hours earlier: Pam and Bif are visited by Chris and Billy (who gets squeezed tightly by Bif who says, "Bill, my man." They try to get them to put on a different play. Billy is between Bif and Pam as they get hot for each other. Chris tries to hold Pam back but merely succeeds in ripping off her shirt. Billy gets crunched between Pam and Bif as they go at it and call each other wonderful names. Worse seems to happen to Billy. He gets his pulled by Pam by mistakeóóbackward! Pam is behind him. He is caught facing Bif! Homer and the boys find Neji, who says, "Oh shit, these two..." The boys run at him, Xiao saying "Hey Neji!" and Angel saying, "Where ya goin?" Neji is in leather jacket with hair hanging out front to the right. He is going to meet Ramon (huh?) at the bookstore. Xiao says, "We'll go witcha!" Neji says, "Thanks, Homer, I owe you one...!" Homer tells him they aren't so bad once ya get to know them. Neji thanks him but passes. Xiao is wearing an Oriental tie jacket and long pants and his Homer like cap. Neji is almost 19 and is as big as he is going to get, he tells Homer. He and Ramon had a slight disagreement this morning. Angel asks, "You two fought because you're a shrimp?" Neji says, "No, bugwit, We fought because I decided to be my own patrol." He will go out each night like a ninja. The boys want to help. Xiao does moves, "Ha! Pow! Dush! Chop!" Neji rolls his eyes and head sideways, telling them he wouldn't last two seconds with two pests hanging around. They tell him to ask Homy about their great helping. Neji has already heard. Between Pam and Bif, Billy's clothes seem pulled up. Chris is on top of Bif's head, trying to get him to stop but is turned the wrong way with her crotch in Bif's face! Neji goes into Ramon's arms at A Different Glow bookstore, saying hello to Irare. Homy grabs the two boys by their heads, telling them to say out of the section (adult section probably). Angel says, "Aw gee, Homy." Ramone and Neji make up, hugging each other, agreeing not to fight anymore. Neji hated it, "Never again!" Xiao and Angel fakes kisses between them, making fun of the two, "OOO, how mushy!" Homer yells, "Behave yourselves!" We hear a smack and he grabs them. One says, "Ow!" and the other, "Ouch!" Irare's lover's daughter is missing. Jane and she were so happy when Halema got a scholarship to NYU, a good student, and friendly with her classmates. Now missing. She didn't come home Monday night. Neji will start looking for her. Angel sticks his head in with Homer and Xiao comes in. Angel says, "Whatcha lookin for, Neji? A girl!? Yuck!!" Xiao says, "Yeah, yuck!!" The boys hear pirates and wonder if they are eating girls as cannibals do. Neji wonders why on earth Homer wants them along. Homer tells Neji, "You ought to know that where there's trouble, those two little shits are bound to find it." Bif's ears are pulled by Chris and they all fall, Chris's shorts ripped off in Bif's mouth. Billy is between Bif and Pam as they fall, "NO! Oh no! A big heavy woman jumps on all of them, naked. She wants Bif. About five men want Chris and surround her. The boys want to learn Kung Fu and bug Homer about taking it. He tells them he got connections...his buddy Hotachi Kimura. "I'll brib...er...get himto teach you." Neji goes high just like Spiderman so the boys will go low. They go into a sewer hole, Xiao's shirt opening slightly to show is small belly. They see rats. Angel says, "Neet!" Homer is with them, telling them he doesn't know about this. Xiao hopes they will see some alligators. There are two little red lights ahead...but they are eyes. Homer hugs the boys close to him. Chris beats the men away from her, "When I say no, I mean it!!" She kicks the Professor Harley, his hair now curled into a cone in front. Billy sits with his shorts open, his penis limply hanging out but large, "I think you broke my ween..." Chris helps him stand up as he holds it. Pam asks about the play, "But the play. What about the play?" Billy, holding himself, Chris, and two men yell Bif and Pam back, "CHANGE THE PLAY!"