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It is quitting time in Billy and Chris's aerobic studio. Behind them
are heavy set women, one who has her hands on Billy's lower hips. Neji's tank top
one piece has a peace symbol on the right side. Billy has a tank top one piece on
too and tights beneath as does Neji. Billy tells Neji about TGIF, Neji is not sure
what that means. Homer's bar is having a grand opening. Neji tells them he and Ramone
are going together. Billy is between Dick and Chris and Dick tells him that he is
going with Chris. Billy thinks he hates that guy. Homer is taken by surprise by a
hard rock band that is screaming, "Sex! I want sex!" He tells that to Cathy,
a brunette bar tender. They have a line around the block waiting to get in. A tall,
muscular blond comes in with a bandanna on his head, a leather jacket with a tñshirt
that says U2 under it, a belt on his leather jacket, and pants. This is Harry Lair,
the bouncer who spoke to Homer on the phone. Cathy says, "Hi!!" Homer tells
him that he had an idea of a quiet place but his partner had other ideas. Homer is
wearing his sea cap. Harry looks at yuppies and trendies as zits...just waitin' to
for him to pop em. Homer puts a hand on his shoulder, "You know pal, this could
be the start of a beautiful friendship." Roger and Timmy are on line, complaining
about how long it takes to get in. Then they see Ramone, "It's that fag, Ramone,
he's with that queer kid from the exercise place. Those two faggots are in line ahead
of us." "Yeah...an' it looks like they're havin' a good time...the skunks!"
Neji is wearing a sea cap too, a leather jacket with leaves and flower designs on
the right arm, a peace symbol on the left breast, and long sleeves. Beneath it he
has on a semiñmesh shirt tucked into a pair of pants with a thick black belt and
buckle. The top of the mesh shirt is solid black and a low neck line, showing a lot
of collar bone and almost showing chest. The jacket also has a collar bone on it.
Rod, a crewcut black haired man is in a long car, telling Shaft to ease up on the
vibrator he is using on a blond girl and fogging up the windows. He reports in to
Black on a video screen as Black is having sex with Thumper whole two naked lizard
boys join in. Black grabs a lizard boy and puts him inside Thumper, telling him to
take over. Black will send in operative to assist them. Rod says, "Right, sir!
Splinter forever!" The girl in the back seat with Shaft asks, "You mean
you're not CIA?" Near the tavern, Billy, in a hooded sweat shirt and short gym
shorts asks where Big Dork is. Chris corrects him, "That's Dick. He's late,
that's all. But I'm sure he'll come." Billy keeps walking, "Dressed like
that I'm not surprised. Yeow!" Billy thinks, "I hate everybody." He
comes across a blond girl who says, "Hi, cutie. Where are you goin?" Tim
and Roger get inside Homer's and make for Ramone, talking to him about accepting
their book since Ramone publishes with his small publishing press magazines. They
want him to publish their comic. Roger puts his arm around Neji's neck and shoulder,
down to his chest, "Look, you fat queer. I know all you got on yer mind now
is that little faggot but try to think." Homer tells Harry about trouble at
table 12. Roger tells Neji to keep out this, calling hima fagñslant. Neji, his mesh
short cut shirt (which has very short sleeves that barely cover the shoulders) coming
out of his pants with his belt off, kicks Roger between the legs, "Now you die,
Round Eyes." He elbows him. Harry grabs Roger, "Ho there twinkle toes.
No slam dancing, okay?" Roger looks up at him, "That gook hit me. He's
a queer." Harry pulls him and Tim, "And you two boys are very near death.
I know...let's go out back and I'll show you Mr. Dumpster." Ramone says, smiling,
"Neji, IñI...you rescued me." Neji has his eyes closed and looking down,
sadly, says, "Forgive me, Ramone. I didn't mean to embarrass you." In the
tavern office, Dick is having sex with Pam, who thinks she is in love with him. He
tells her he hasn't even flexed his muscle yet. Chris sees Billy with the girl, happy
he got lucky, "Good. Maybe he'll leave me alone." When Chris spots them
going down an alley, "Hmmm...kinky," she sees two men following, "Whatever
turns you on. Wait...a foursome? No way! That's too weird, even for Billy."
The girl starts to treat Billy who is naked on a cot an liking the girl's own little
love nest. Shaft tries to stab Billy with the vibrator but Billy moves out of the
way and it goes down the girl's mouth. Chris arrives, "Hold on, Billy! I'm on
my way!" Chris beats the two guys up and tells them they have 3 seconds to get
out of here. The girl gets the vibrator out of her mouth and sticks it up Chris's
butt. Billy says, "But...but...but..." The girl hits him on the head, "Ah
shaddap, tiny!" She and the two perverts run out, the girl mentioning Commander
Black. Harry would like to meet his other employee but Homer tells him she has been
locked in the blasted office all evening. Homer asks Cathy, who calls Mr. Bently,
if there are two of her when she offers more liquor. He declines, "I'm getting
too old for this kind of stuff. I think I'm gonna turn in." Chris and Billy
appear and Chris tells him to call the cops. Chris tells them Billy was assaulted.
Billy lies, "Chris, please. There was a fight. I got ten of them before one
of them got me." Homer tells them to use the phone in the officeññit's quieter
and he gives Chris the keys. Chris tells Billy they will get him cleaned up in there,
"I wonder whatever became of Big Dick." They open the office and find Dick
plooking Pam over and over. Both looks shocked. |