Leather & Lace book 2 #3 Aircel, Dec 1991, b&w, Adult.
s Leather & Lace book 2 #3 cover First stop of the cruise: Pango Fump, an island. Pam tells Chris she has to be more polite to boyfriends. The Doc thinks Pam and Chris are mistresses of possible malevolence. The purser thinks they are just two bints out on holiday. Doc and purser report to the insulting captain, "Ah shit, just what I need, Abbott and Costello." Doc tells him the girls are evil spawn of the evil OIE. Captain wonders if Doc has been licking them toads again. Chris uses the vibrator and there is another blast. She tells Pam not to lose it. The volcano erupted on the island. Hump apologizes to Chris about saying some things that were uncalled for. Chris wants to think it over when Pam mentions the you know what. Hump calls Chris a rotten stuck up twat when she leaves but she doesn't hear. The General and his man land, "The enemy has taken this island, boy, and by golly, it's up to us to liberate it!" He smokes a cigar. The girls end up in a quaint little village as Pam calls it...with lots of creeps watching them, tongues hanging out as well as bellies and penises. A taxi cab driver, baseball hat turned backwards offers to take them up to the volcano. Pam uses the vibrator in the back seat. Two booms fire down on the island. General tells his man, "Follow me. We'll reconnoiter, anecdotally, of course!" Hooded men listen to a near bald man (Freddy Fingerfart) chant. He has kept the temple of Wagatit Shakabunn in repair. The spirit of Gonad Flingtwatt lay dormant in the womb of the mount and now wants to walk among them. He calls to his cousin, the cab driver, that he is in the market for virgin sacrifices. The driver tells him about Chris and Pam, "Forget it." Freddy yelps, "By the great nads of the spirit Glandolo, it's the mighty uretha wand!!" Pam won't give it to him and tells him to tell the volcano to get its own. The General tells his man to kill em, kill em all but waits as the girls move out. Fred has the vibrator and is gonna toss it in the volcano. Hump says to himself, "So, Chris, it's the volcano, is it. You finally put your tit in it this time. And it's up to me to save you." The hooded men surround Pam and Chris, looking suspiciously like penises.