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Bjorn Lastradd, a light haired male, readies a bow and arrow, hunting the vampire
female. Rodents around her shake and quiver. She senses two sparks, not pure, not
virgin, but alive. Human, helpless. She seemingly flies at them. Bill and Ted had
a rough day, even with their recent partnership. One collected all the cans and another
cashed them in. Now they enough to drink and smoke cigars. They felt something slowly
peeling the layers of their abused sanity. An apparition from hell: clawed, fanged
with pointed teeth in between, slanted eyes without pupils, hair streaming. Bill
and Ted witness things no human was meant to see. A bottle crashes. Bill and Ted
were scared to death. The vampire cape rises over them, the head horned, hairy. In
her sexy costume, the vampire soaks in the sensation of fear. A baby cries. A dog
barks. A car alarm sounds. A siren. An arrow goes through her body near her upper
shoulder, near her heart. Crimson droplets of blood, collected from a 1000 victims
form rubies as they drip from the needle tip. The vampire hunter knows of her. Her
powers don't work on him. Her fanged mouth says, "That's what friends are for."
A troll like man comes out of the dark but two boys with pointed ears, one with a
cap on, jump on Bjorn. They wear jester outfits or court outfits like page boys.
Their touch means needles of pain for Bjorn's body. He goes unconscious but the boys
are over him when he awakes...to a legion of pain. The vampire tells Elvis, a big
man with dark pushed back hair that the arrow was dipped in Holy Water. She feels
this human must be unique. Mortals usually don't know she is around...till it is
too late. As a page boy with pointed ear hold Bjorn's hand out, Elvis steps on it
until it bleeds...a lot. Bjorn wakes up with a priest who tells him some cop found
him. Bjorn has a card with an address on it. The priest bandaged Bjorn's hand. It
was he who hired Bjorn to find the killer...he feels guilty. Bjorn is shirt less
in bed. He has been here three days and had a fever. They found three more bodies
just like the last ones. Bjorn, against the priest's wishes, tells him he has to
go after her, "This time it's personal." The priest will go with him. Morton
Fairlawn was a bank clerk for 15 years...it was all that mattered to him. He had
no wife, no family. He had forgone that for a job. In a flash, when he met the woman,
he realized his whole life has been a farce. He has been putting in time until this
day. He wants her to take all that is him. He tells her in the height of ecstasy,
"Kill me!!" She has him over an altar with curtain around or trees or something,
"No." She has two elf boys take him away. He will live a little longer,
a small glimmer of himself left. Something for her followers to play with. Elvis
comes and tells her Bjorn is back. She already knows. Bjorn knows she knows and tells
the priest to stay in the alley. Bjorn has on a black shirt, overcoat, denim pants
with rips at the knees, boots, and a belt. Bjorn finds a victim, scared to death,
"the maggots haven't got to him yet." The creature is nearby. He fires
the arrow launcher gun but she catches it with her left hand. He intrigues her, "I
couldkill you now. So heroic, so sure of yourself. No, I think I may try something
else." Above, someone (Elvis? An elf boy?) with thick hair shouts, "Human,
yooóhoooo!" This person has the priest who says, "Bjorn, I...I'm sorry."
This aide pushes the priest off the building, killing him. Bjorn is horrified and
wide eyed. He stands over the body of the priest. A part of him is lostónever to
be found again. He has died a bit that night. He has taken the first steps of a very
long, dark walk...for he has been KISSED BY THE VAMPIRE. |